I was on my way to the bathroom for a shower when i caught a glimpse of the newspaper titled “Urban”. On the cover was local singer Stephanie Sun. Pretty ordinary looking, until my eyes met the headlines.
“Stephanie Sun, dubbed the “Kate Moss of Singapore”……”
That was as far as i got because my stomach began to hurt from laughing so much and i had to sit down.
So, i had time to come up with possible explanations for Urban’s… indiscretion.
1. They really really need some readers.
2. They have a problem with Kate.
3. They really really like Stephanie Sun
4. They don’t really know who Kate Moss is.
5. Stephanie Sun paid them to do it.
6. They are compulsive liars.
Really. Urban needs new writers. People who know what they’re saying. Its like comparing the Premier League with the national secondary school soccer tournament. Well, made me laugh. Good one Urban.