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December 15, 2009

The Challenge

Filed under: Uncategorized — theinkhorn @ 10:31 am

Alex Tan has sensationally challenged members of the YPAP to a public debate at the Speakers’ Corner.

The Boys In White vs Alex Tan. That would be something wouldn’t it. The potential future leaders of Singapore (by default, of course) going head to head with Alex Tan. If you’re asking yourself  “Who in the blue hell is Alex Tan?”, don’t worry. I did too. Refer to the Temasek Review for all details regarding the case.

Am I worried that Alex will lose? Nope. But that’s only because there is no way the Boys will take up the challenge. Why? Because if history has taught us anything, it’s that if the ruling party detects even the slightest chance of them losing, be it a competition or face, they will back off. They just can’t take losing. Its not a bad trait, too. Its when that fear of failure drives you to the brink of insanity that you have to be wary.

In other news, surprise surprise. Expats have named Singapore the 4th most lively country. First of all, I think we’re all forgetting something. We’re a country again?

Be proud Singaporeans, we’re Number 4! But no, we shouldn’t stop there. Please expats, if there is anything we can do for you to make your life here more pleasant, let us know. Anything. Have more wine bars? Bring WWE to Singapore? Genetically engineer more SPGs? Just send an email to the goverment, and they’ll make it a reality. Don’t worry about costs, convenience for the locals, or anything like that. We’re aiming for the top spot.

Finally, nine ladies went “nude” on Orchard Road last Sunday. Nude with quotation marks. Things are almost ALWAYS better without quotation marks. Skin tight outfits don’t make you nude. They make you a tease. And not the good kind too.

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