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June 2, 2010

Surprise Fail: CHC Misuse Of Funds

Filed under: Uncategorized — theinkhorn @ 12:30 pm

I cannot understand how people can react with such disbelief over allegations that CHC has been misusing church funds. I don’t think they understand the extent of its influence, and the power CHC has over their community. That, is the real stunner. Having said that, I find myself (pleasantly)surprised at a number of things.

1. I CANNOT BELIEVE… that they’re only in trouble now.

An organization, and note that I have left out the term “religious” because there should NOT be a double standard regarding the regulating of charitable organizations, that has the financial muscle to acquire a $300 million stake in Suntec City, should be probed. They should have been investigated a long time ago; the only surprise is that it hasn’t happened earlier.

2. I CANNOT BELIEVE… they’re not taxed.

WWJC? Why Would Jesus Care? “Thou shalt not present money to thy government, lest thy butt be smote.”

3. I CANNOT BELIEVE… she co-founded CHC.

Excuse my french, but I would hit that.

Then again…

Mmm. This might take a while.

4. I CANNOT BELIEVE… the devil is being blamed. Again.

Actually, I can. That’s pretty much how it works, really. Anything bad that happens to the church has to be the work of the devil. Surely. Who else? Huh, CHC guys? Who else could it be? Who else would have the power to lure your god-fearing, morally solid, caring pastors/administrators towards the pit of sin?

The church has perfected the art of shirking responsibility. Whenever they do good, it is because the love of god has moved them to do so, and the holy spirit has worked in their bodies, the temple. But whenever they make a booboo, it’s because the red man with a pitchfork somehow managed to circumvent the security system in that temple, and injected a dose of (insert one of 7 deadly sins here) into their pure hearts. And so they cry out with passion and genuine belief. “Purify us! Save us! Redeem us!”

Here’s what some CHC supporters had to say:

Andreas Lucius on May 31, 2010 at 7:17 pm

“Hahahaha! Right after Asia Conference, I am totally not surprised by what the devil is doing now.”

We all are not the judge on May 31, 2010 at 7:24 pm

“Well welll well.. Devil is working on it. Know what.. CHC too bigger and many artist was there. Pastor Kong and his wife are too famous,
so no choice.. peoples start to judge. ONE WORD ”JEALOUS”.

We all are nothing and IMPERFECTION. Who are u there to judge anything..??

Think about it and look at yourself before make the criticize.

WHY NOT JUST SHUT UP AND LETS SEE THE CONCLUSION..?? AM I RIGHT..??

I believe this is only a misunderstanding and somebody is trying to make trouble on the church :)

ONLY IGNORED HEARD RUMOUR. SMART PEOPLES LISTEN, SEE & BASED ON THE TRUTH.

God will help CHC to proved to anyone who are make the judgement.”

Kennethism’s latest post will show you the tweets of some CHC members.

I can just imagine the devil sitting on a bar stool, beer in one hand, palm planted on face, uttering “oh bloody hell it’s always my fault.” Poor fella. Perhaps Snow White could give him a consolation blowjob. They don’t live very far apart.

The point is this: when religion enters the arena, rationality must be thrown out the window. The extent of their delusion must be well-documented, so that we have examples to employ when we decide to teach our future offspring about the perils of man and our creations. The arrogant certitude displayed by CHC members must never be forgotten, for it will eventually be the spark that lights the fuse of religious conflict.

It is not jealousy, CHC members. It is disdain, but it does not stem from jealousy or envy. It stems from annoyance at your idiocy, at your ridiculous assertions and your readiness to abandon all accountability. If only you could see yourselves.

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6 Comments »

  1. hmm…fm 1st photo, looks like she had a boob job

    Comment by Anonymous — June 3, 2010 @ 1:38 pm

  2. Pastor Kong claim they are real!! But there again how to believe him?

    Comment by kate — June 3, 2010 @ 3:23 pm

  3. Anonymous: I’d still hit that even if they were rock hard.

    kate: Everyone claims they are real, true, genuine. But it can’t make sense for all of them to be, can it? So what makes Kong Hee’s claims more true than that of NCC? Or even the muslims? Something’s gotta give.

    Comment by theinkhorn — June 3, 2010 @ 3:38 pm

  4. the day chc members say PAPa is of the devil would certainly be reason enough for PAPa to crack down hard.

    the crime: failure to recognise the benovelence of our PAPa

    Comment by loupgarou — June 4, 2010 @ 8:40 am

  5. Have to admit the preacher and his wife is a tough act to beat with their own brand of Christianity. They deserve a dedicated TV station…pay to view.

    If only their activities were centred on distributing to the needy, on organizing mass prayer sessions for the aging emperor and his sickly familee members, praising them to heaven…things would remain rosy and cosy for CHC

    Comment by penisAndperformance — June 4, 2010 @ 2:04 pm

  6. kate: Everyone claims they are real, true, genuine. But it can’t make sense for all of them to be, can it? So what makes Kong Hee’s claims more true than that of NCC? Or even the muslims? Something’s gotta give.
    +1

    Comment by Marchelle Cricker — June 8, 2010 @ 12:47 am


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